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by John Black · 21/05/2018 9am
John Black returns with the third "wanker word of the week" and this one is all about how evil men are. That's right, if you're a man and you act like one then some wanker might just call you toxic. Still don't understand? Allow John to mansplain it you to.
by Dieuwe de Boer · 15/05/2018 9am
Things went a little off the rails at ABC when they accidentally interviewed a patient who wandered outside of the confines of their intellectual mental institution. A pink-haired social justice warrior suggested that babies should be asked for consent before having their nappies changed.
by John Black · 14/05/2018 9am
John Black returns with the second "wanker word of the week" and this one is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for leftists. "Why is the revolution not happening?" asks the aspiring communist. The answer lies in the word hegemony, if you're a wanker that is.
by John Black · 07/05/2018 1pm
You’re having a perfectly normal conversation, talking about your weekend. Then out of nowhere the wanker throws around words like 'patriarchal' and 'heteronormative'. After reading my break down of the most common ‘Wanker Words’, you’ll know what he's on about.