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Nation Shutdown Due To Surge In Car Crashes [Satire]

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Tani Newton

Senior transport advisers warned today that New Zealand could be facing an unusually high road toll over the Queen's Birthday Weekend. "We've been seeing a real spike in traffic accidents both here and overseas."

Churches Are Non-Essential (Satire)

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Dieuwe de Boer

Through millennia of pestilence, war, persecution, and the worst possible disasters and suffering imaginable, the church militant stood like a rock in the social landscape: essential and open, conducting the weekly public worship of God.

How To Blend Into The Current Political Landscape

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Jesse Anderson

Following the Christchurch incident, many facts about New Zealand have come to light, namely the festering underground of white supremacy and Islamaphobic bigotry. Eugh, it's the current year.

Winston Peters Exposes Evil Alt-Right Scheme To Ruin Migration Pact

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Jesse Anderson

While driving home on Wednesday night, listening to ZB, I heard a familiar, deep, soothing voice. Its velvety softness crept into my ears and put me into a hypnotic daze, so potent that I had to pull over to avoid having an accident.

How to run a British Democracy

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Alex Eastwood-Williams

There are many types of democracies out there, but with its long history and complex unwritten constitution, British democracy is like no other - so I've compiled a short guide so you at home can run your democracy the way the British run theirs!&n

Golriz Ghahraman - Standing Up for a Dog's Right to Its Day in Court

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Items on the Balustrade

Golriz Ghahraman could make a human rights issue out of a minor rules change for hiring the local memorial hall.

Government Lolly Monitor and other Vital Elements of Democracy

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Items on the Balustrade

The fourth committee stage of the Social Security Legislation ReWrite was the perfect opportunity to observe the government benches with their hair down, so to speak. Tonight’s session was one of those procedural pantomimes that are a necessary part of the process to progress bills through the house.